the marine general goes says watch this, and orders a nearby marine to shoot him self in the head
"sir yes sir!" pop. the marine falls down
Army goes "thats nothing, watch this. Sergeant, drive that tank off a cliff."
"sir, yes sir!' crash. the tank and its entire crew are all mangled and bloody.
Chair force is not impress. "Pilot, crash your plane"
"sir yes sir!" and the pilot goes up in flames.
The admiral shakes his head "you guys got nothing, watch this" and walks up to a nearby aircraft carrier. "sailor, jump down"
"Fuck you sir!"